Paranoia in Wal Mart Land
I went to East Texas this weekend to visit my grandson. As I was driving through Rockdale a cop who had been coming toward me wheeled around after he passed and then pulled up behind me. As a middle-aged white woman who drives a several-years-old domestic car, I don't exactly fit any of their profiles, so I shouldn't have had that wave of paranoia wash over me. About 20 minutes prior to that, however, I'd enjoyed a phat roach at the picnic area outside town. I had Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz blastin' on the CD player, which intensified the sinister vibe the cop engendered.
I took what I thought was brilliant evasive action, I pulled into the Wal Mart parking lot.
I took what I thought was brilliant evasive action, I pulled into the Wal Mart parking lot.
It worked, the cop went on his way and then so did I. I know I was probably being silly, but the little side trip DID make me feel better.La-la-la, it's just me, Ms. American Citizen, going to finish off
what's left of my local economy while at the same time financing the buildup of the Chinese military.
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